For
something like Burns Night, though, I think I get it. There’s nothing about our
condo that screams SCOTTISH, you know? You’re not just going to walk in and get
that vibe here. To commit to a holiday that is already such a stretch for us
maybe does require a little bit of extra effort. Below, what Middleton says
about setting “A Scottish Table”:
For a Burns Night supper, choose a warm and
romantic place for your table: a fireside spot is welcoming and the amber glow
will complement the earthy components of the feast.
Our dining room table is four feet from the radiator. It’s very warm!
If you’re having a more informal gathering in your kitchen, you’ll still need plenty of flickering candlelight on this cold January night to make everyone feel as if you were all tucked up inside a croft in the depths of the Scottish hills.
Yes, but what is a croft?
Thistles are emblematic of Scotland and ideal for a centerpiece, mixed with purple and white poppy anemones and green foliage. Arranged in a small vase, they will add a lovely feminine touch to this rather masculine affair.
Thistles? Really? Where might one buy thistles in Chicago in the winter? Hell, in the summer?
Use…old bone-handled knives in keeping with the Highland theme.
“Honey? Where did we put the bone-handled knives? No—not those! The old ones!”
Our dining room table is four feet from the radiator. It’s very warm!
If you’re having a more informal gathering in your kitchen, you’ll still need plenty of flickering candlelight on this cold January night to make everyone feel as if you were all tucked up inside a croft in the depths of the Scottish hills.
Yes, but what is a croft?
Thistles are emblematic of Scotland and ideal for a centerpiece, mixed with purple and white poppy anemones and green foliage. Arranged in a small vase, they will add a lovely feminine touch to this rather masculine affair.
Thistles? Really? Where might one buy thistles in Chicago in the winter? Hell, in the summer?
Use…old bone-handled knives in keeping with the Highland theme.
“Honey? Where did we put the bone-handled knives? No—not those! The old ones!”
Middleton
seems to sense at one point that not everyone is willing to drop $500 and a
week’s vacation time from work just to get this holiday off the ground. For
people like me she points out that “a tartan blanket laid over a table will add
snugness and be fitting for a hearty spread for all ages.”
Of course: tartan. We need
tartan. I can tell you with confidence that one of the best places in the
world, outside of Scotland, to buy fabric is at the Highland Store
in London. There are two convenient locations and a website for easy
international shopping.
Should you not have the time or income to travel to Scotland or London, brace yourself. You’re
going to have to go to Joann Fabrics like I did on Sunday. I emerged,
frustrated, an hour later with a terrible green and white plaid I can't really
defend now. While I was there I really built up this idea that I was selecting
our family tartan, and it felt like an incredible weight on my shoulders. I
could not get it wrong! Maybe it was just too much pressure because what I came home with looks like a cross
between the placemats Adam used to have in his apartment senior year of college
and a Yasser Arafat headscarf. I spent Sunday night cutting our family tartan
into four small napkins and a kind of table runner-like thing. When I laid it
on our dining room table and fully saw just how awful it looked, I felt both
exhausted and dejected. There wasn’t supposed to be so much pressure with this
holiday!Tonight I’m having a hard time flipping through Middleton’s Burns Night how-to because she’s managed to snag a lovely purple and green blanket to lay over her table. There are even plaid plates to match. She's located thistles for her centerpiece as well as teacups with thistles on the side. She’s nailed it. This girl will just have to keep trying.
Next up: what to feed your American guests on Burns Night. Hint: not haggis.